Your new neighbor practically accosts you outside one afternoon. She’s really worried, but she seems hesitant to tell you why. She asks you to come over, so that you can help her. Once inside, she explains that she has a, uhh, a condition. Very rare, very hard to talk about. You see, she tells you, she needs sperm. Hot spunk. Daily. Regularly. And she’s just come from the doctors with her dose, but she spilled it! And she needs it, desperately. Can’t you help? If you could just sit back and let her blow you three times—yes, three full loads!—then she would just be so indebted to you. Who are you not to Love Thy Neighbor?
